Thursday, October 1, 2009

two quotes

I have just heard two quotes that I think I need to make part of my choir rehearsals....

I was watching "Glee" which I think is one of the cheesiest tv shows I have ever viewed.......

My quotes - from a teacher to a student wanting to join the singing group..... "You stuff this up for me and I will shove my fist so far down your throat you'll taste my armpit hairs." I think that this is an inspiring line - one that I am sure I can make work in a choir rehearsal.....

The other from another teacher "I want you to smell your armpits. That's the smell of failure." something to tell a kid when they have no idea how to succeed.

Help me - where can I make these work?

1 comment:

Laura Jane said...

Do you REALLY want to use that nasty pasty as a role model? She's funny, but is she happy with herself?

I can see the temptation, but imagine the crushed looks as you shatter their little hearts with such callousness. (what? thats part of the evil plan? Oh I see, never mind)

:P