Saturday, December 12, 2009

You know you're a grown up (OR OLD) when......

* go to a party. It's going fine - then one of the drunk, young men decide to light a fire and then help the fire with petrol which makes the fire explode into life with a huge amount of force and you feel yourself get blown away with the force. Then you hear yourself utter incredibly loudly "What. The. F***. Are. You. Doing?" Which then leads to sheepish behaviour - and muttering about you to their mates.

* like to wake up in your own bed rather than doss down on the floor after a few too many drinks SO stop drinking so you can leave and drive home before you drink too much.

* think it would be better to leave a party rather than drink daiquaris with a bunch of people you don't really know.

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